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Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness



Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
so here is my funny bar story about tonight...

(warning...may not be as funny as advertised)


so tonight i was out at C.B. & Potts for our weekly poker tournament we started doing hehe. we're on a break and across the room i see this INCREDIBLY beautiful girl sitting with another girl that is pretty decent and i'm talking to my friend and stuff and i'm like "damn yo...check out this girl behind that fat dude in the maroon shirt". he agrees that she is teh hotness and then begins to talk me into going over there hehe.

now...you all know me...i don't have any game at all haha, but for some reason, possibly my new shirt i was wearing...i say fuck it and stroll up to these chicks and bust out.

so i bust out and start chatting it up bla bla bla...find out about these girls bla bla bla...introduce friend bla bla bla...it gets to the point where we're like...well, what's going on tonight? and we end up deciding on this club that we'd never been to. so these girls follow us down there...we get there and being the genius that i am...i have left my liscense in my car (drove in my friends) so i can't get into the bar hehee. yes...i'm a smooth operator . so i go back and get it and it takes me like a good while...and then i finally get back to the bar...

i find them inside and realize that this is quite possibly the ghettoest club in the united states. i look out onto the dance floor and see the meat factory that it is and think my god...what the hell am i...whitest boy in the world, doing in this club with this incredibly hot chick surrounded by thugs.

so we're there...and immediately this girl starts getting danced up on by every dude within a ten person radius and this girl is TOTALLY all about it. i was literally blown away by the whorishness. so after so long...my friend and i just bailed out of there and said fuck it...we were done wasting our time, but had a fantastic time laughing about the situation and the whorishness of this girl haha. i mean to look at her she looked like a model...but then...the evil came out i guess i dunno hahaha. just funny.

anyway, we got out of there and we got her car a ticket for being parked without paid parking and we took off laughing about it all the way back home hehehe ...


i really learned something about certain types of women tonight...

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Ripped Bag
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Registered: Jun 2001
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I hate that shit!

But I avoid all club scenes like the plague, and will continue to do so for the remainder of my life. Clubs suck

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Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n



Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL

quote:
Originally posted by Ripped Bag
I hate that shit!

But I avoid all club scenes like the plague, and will continue to do so for the remainder of my life. Clubs suck



i dont think clubs suck....

unless ur a candy kid. cuz they get laughed at. haha


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getfoul
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very nice touch with the ticket.


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Danny Ocean
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse

i think you couldve hit it if you took them to ur house and had some drinks instead.

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denys envy
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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA

YOU FOOL!

you're telling me this girl displayed an abundance of (what I like to call) "teh whore factor" and you just let it slide

you could've been laid and now you're stuck wanking it in your appartment because you couldn't take the initiative and left her with no choice but to pick from a bunch of (what I like to call) nitros.

you get an F for the night, though since you talked to the bitches and got them to go out you get a B+ for effort.

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Trance Nutter
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
YOU FOOL!

you're telling me this girl displayed an abundance of (what I like to call) "teh whore factor" and you just let it slide

you could've been laid and now you're stuck wanking it in your appartment because you couldn't take the initiative


Coming from the guy not sure whether to root his girlfriend!

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=259008
Sorry, shouldn't make fun, just strikes me as an odd comment


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denys envy
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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
Coming from the guy not sure whether to root his girlfriend!

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=259008
Sorry, shouldn't make fun, just strikes me as an odd comment


well if my g/f displayed the same signs i'd have it figured out by now

all the subtle shit is what keeps her more attractive anyway

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Trance Nutter
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
well if my g/f displayed the same signs i'd have it figured out by now

all the subtle shit is what keeps her more attractive anyway


Just fooling mate


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denys envy
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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
Just fooling mate


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Cal
who then now bitches



Registered: Aug 2002
Location: T.O.

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
well if my g/f displayed the same signs i'd have it figured out by now

all the subtle shit is what keeps her more attractive anyway


Same signs?! Subtle!|?! The only signs your girl can display that are more clear then what you wrote in your thread is, if she undressed, got into a doggy style position on the bed, and and started to yell out "FUCK ME" while waving her naked ass in your face.

And even THEN you would still be asking in some internet forum if she wants you or not.

Fool.


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Mebot
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
Re: so here is my funny bar story about tonight...

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i really learned something about certain types of women tonight...

yep

always judge a book by it's cover and stereotype, stereotype, STEREOTYPE!! as much as you can,

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