I just bowled over some dude on a bike and i feel ok about it. After 2 months of getting out of the way of people (term used loosely) that don't get out of the way for anyone, nor pay attention to where they are going (the are selfish pricks that block passage pretty much everywhere.) i've decided that since i am much bigger than all of them,that they will pay for their idiocy.
The guy started yelling at me and pretending to want to fight while hiding behind some passerby's (hold me back, hold me back.). I was wearing a german military coat. I pointed to the flag on it, threw a nazi salute up and spoke some basic threatening german before taking the coat off.
Those motherfuckers are fast, i will give them that. By the time I put my jacket back on, he was 2 blocks away.
They have no peripheral vision, or they don't care. It's why they are horrible drivers (the stereotypes about the chinese are actually all true). It's fun putting the fear of confucius into these little underfed monkeys. A guy who spoke english from hong kong was pissing himself laughing. They don't understand chinese people either, as england civilized them a little bit.
You don't really want to get into a fight here, even if they are small. If you do, a van with 45 cousins will show up and play hit the foreign pinata. I give grease and broken dreams.
Freak Out Tóng Zhì