quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
so- i'm sitting here looking down at my stomach, and i can see my sons foot just sticking out. he's about 8 lbs now and i really wish he would just come out. I feel like i'm going to rip open.. i can't even bend over to put my shoes on anymore. i look like a hot mess and have been having back pain and mild contractions for the last week. i went to the doctors today and they did a membrane sweep. if you don't know what that is it's probably for the better. i guess i should just be grateful this is my second kid and i don't have any stretch marks, and my boobs look fantastic right now. no pictures. |
why do i have the awesome mental picture of feet dangling from you and then as you're walking down somewhere, you fart and he drops out?
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