Dear Chemical Chefs

Why do u hav to cut our pills with horrible shit. Dont be greedy.

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Originally posted by mezzir dear ex-girlfriend, the following is a very hilarious, confusing, and strange text message to wake up to (and also in letter form!: hope he was clean, chris

lol!
turns out he went from flaccid to cumming in like <2 minutes
hahahaha hilarious
and he's the captain of the men's ultimate team and my ex is on the girl's team, so she's kinda half stuck with him
rofl pwn


-mezz

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"J. Jonah Jameson'll be tongue-kissing Spider-Man before the X-Men catch a little public favor."

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Originally posted by Clovis i've heard that story before so save it. I'll believe it when I see his bald head next to yours.

Oh that's right I apparently wasn't there last New Years.

Disenchanted,

Bobert

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Originally posted by TheWhiteQueen lol! turns out he went from flaccid to cumming in like <2 minutes hahahaha hilarious and he's the captain of the men's ultimate team and my ex is on the girl's team, so she's kinda half stuck with him rofl pwn -mezz

*insert nerdy ultimate joke about going deep*


are you still a masshole?

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dear mez,
why are you posting as me while I'm asleep/playing tetris?
love,
ex

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"J. Jonah Jameson'll be tongue-kissing Spider-Man before the X-Men catch a little public favor."

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Originally posted by UWM Oh that's right I apparently wasn't there last New Years. Disenchanted, Bobert

Hey man, I was in the room when you promised bas' gf you were coming for Digweed.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Dear computer,


I hate you.

your pissed off owner,

- Rose

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

Dear France

we won we won we won. Bon Voyage out of the World Cup

Love England

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Originally posted by Clovis Hey man, I was in the room when you promised bas' gf you were coming for Digweed.

p.s You guys are still my favorite people to hang out with.

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Originally posted by UWM p.s You guys are still my favorite people to hang out with.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Dear Feet,

Get ready to rock the fuck out tonight!

YAYY!!

Tricia

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Originally posted by UWM p.s You guys are still my favorite people to hang out with.