Wow, my dreams fail at sex ed forever!
Sometime in my dream today, and for no reason at all, my tiniest friend and I started to get frisky and - one thing leading to another - she thought it was a good idea to "have a fun" as bots would put it, kink it out upside down (mind her small size, she's really portable) and 69 the day away. Though this is embarrassing enough to share (and I was feeling guilty the whole time in my dream, for obvious reasons), the reason why I decided to share this is because of how I got busted.
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For some reason, my pervy subconsciousness figures oral sex gives you green teeth. So green, in fact, that people not only noticed it but knew why it was green.
Green!
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