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Analysts, Commentators, & Reporters
The professional standards of this field have dropped to such a low that I think a thread dedicated to criticism of and venting about these people is in order.
To start it, how on earth did Keyshawn Johnson land a job that required him to form sentences?
Aug-13-2007 23:18
King Ecnal
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Re: Analysts, Commentators, & Reporters
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Originally posted by inconspicuous
The professional standards of this field have dropped to such a low that I think a thread dedicated to criticism of and venting about these people is in order.
To start it, how on earth did Keyshawn Johnson land a job that required him to form sentences?
LOL BRILLIANT IDEA!!!
Cause I have so much hatred for some jerkoffs that are behind the mic.....
my Hatred Hall of Fame:
Joe Buck - I can't stand this idiot... he makes me cringe everytime I hear his voice, I wish he would just move far far away so I never would have to hear his voice EVER again!!!
Tim McCarver - I actually hate this retard more than Buck... he's such a toolbox when he calls a game, and the whole Deion Sanders thing, he acted like a little girl, and I wish he would take a long walk off a short pier!!!
John Madden - My all-time most HATED piece of SHIT ever!!!! I can't stand this fat P.O.S..... and I will never forgive or forget his call during Super Bowl 36, when he basically called the Pats idiots for going for the win, said you're suppose to take it in to OT... well he's a fat fuckin idiot, and I hate this guy THE MOST!!!
ok, my rant is over, great thread in the making here!!!
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Aug-13-2007 23:27
shaw
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I actually kind of like Madden. He actually does know what he's talking about, even if he over-simplifies it a lot of the time...which just becomes funny .
Joe Buck is the most arrogant, obnoxious, overly-dramatic POS in all of sports broadcasting, though. Remember the Randy Moss fake moon? I was watching the game, and wanted to punch Buck in the face when that happened. As soon as Moss did it, he instantly said, with the most heavily suppressed larynx he could manage, "And that is just a disgusting act by Randy Moss. And it's unfortunate that we had that on our air live. That is disgusting by Randy Moss." You would have thought he just dropped trow & yelled "SKEET SKEET SKEET" over a cheerleader or something.
Fox actually didn't replay it, either!!! It took ESPN 2 or 3 days before they finally showed it on Sportscenter, all because of Buck's pompous nonsense. If you've ever heard him do an interview (on Conan or something), his superiority complex just shines through even more. What.an.ass.
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Aug-13-2007 23:42
shaw
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p.s. I will be mentioning Sean Salisbury repeatedly in this thread.
Aug-13-2007 23:46
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@ Brian Kinchen I hadn't heard about that. Please find a clip.
Aug-14-2007 03:26
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Aug-14-2007 03:31
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Aug-14-2007 03:56
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quote:
Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
joe theismann
he & Sean Salisbury were separated at birth.
Aug-14-2007 19:01
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joe theismann
joe morgan
pedro gomez
the idiots who do fan zone or whatever the show is called on fox soccer channel
bill walton sometimes
billy packer
stephen a smith
i'm sure i can name a few others but drawing a blank right now.